10,000 BC is the worst movie ever. Ever. Worse than Congo. And that, my friends, is pretty f**king bad.
I’m going to see folk/country legend Emmylou Harris perform at the Orpheum in Vancouver on July 23rd. I’m a fan, and I figure it’s a once-in-a-lifetime event. Harris’s Wrecking Ball, shepherded by uber-producer Daniel Lanois, is one of my all-time favorite albums. (Trivia: those of you who watch Battlestar Galactica would recognize the Orpheum. It’s the “Opera House” in President Roslin’s dreams.)
I don’t want to return to Vancouver tomorrow. Life in The Hidden Valley is so peaceful, and it will be another two months before I can return. I enjoy looking up at the night sky and actually being able to see stars. (A rarity in the city.) But I have to work on Wednesday and Thursday; and so onto the plane I must go.
June 30th, 2008 at 4:28 am
I refuse to see anything by the team that created INDEPENDENCE DAY because that was a festering piece of shit and everything they touch, by default, becomes a festering piece of shit.
But, for me, the worst movie EVER will always be the Dan Akroyd/Chevy Chase/Demi Moore stinker, NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. This movie actually gives me physical pain. A couple of times, I’ve come across it on TV (after having originally seen it at the theater) and I’ve watched a bit, thinking, “It can’t be as bad as I remember.” And it’s always WORSE than I remember. It remains the stinky bar to which I hold all other bad movies. I keep hearing, though, that THE HAPPENING might even beat NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.
I dunno. CONGO made me laugh. I think it was the exploding monkeys. That’ll get me every time.
June 30th, 2008 at 8:06 am
10,000 BC was really bad. But my vote for worst movie ever still goes to House of Sand and Fog.
June 30th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Did I not warn you about 10,000 BC?
Worst movie though: Dracula 3000 tied with Witchboard III: The Possession
At least 10,000 BC occasionally had some stunning special effects. Dracula 3000 had Coolio in it. You can’t get much worse than that.
June 30th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
It’s a good thing I read this post because just the other night, after seeing commercials for this, I told my parents we should rent it.
June 30th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
“A Day Without a Mexican”. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377744/
Worst movie. Ever.